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Since we began shoving things up Timmy's ass, we've always laughed at the results Timmy has given us.  When we launched Timmy on the Internet, we knew that we wanted to keep track of what the man had done.  So, we created the archive site.  This is the bread & butter of the website!  So, below is a listing of the exploits & insertions we've made him perform in the three years since hiring Timmy.blank
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The Insertion History
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Dolls Dolls chad Timmy shacks up with your "Kid" from the Cabbage Patchblank
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Kato Kaelin The "famous" house guest of OJ Simpson stopped by, and took up residence in Timmy's colon.
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The Gerbils A family of sexually active gerbils moves into Timmy's colon.
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The Check Up Timmy meets his doctor.
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Midget Head The head of a circus midget proves Timmy Johannson
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Turkey Baster The applicator of juices for Thanksgiving goes into the black (corn) hole.blank
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Mazda Plunge Detailed Reports Of The "Mazda Anal Plunge!"
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Mazda Plunge The Aftermath of the "Mazda Anal Plunge!"
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Elian We took iTimmy, and had him judge the situation.
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N*Sync Timmy's return to "Not Ready For Lube First" comes back with a platinum blockbuster!
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Ticketmaster Timmy's full on return happens with the insertion of the evil corporate entity, Ticketmaster.
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