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*NSync |
| Appeared: |
Web Page |
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May '00 |
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| And again we present the wacky adventures
of Timmy; the hermitic, hermaphroditic, club-footed, Legionaries Disease
carrier suffering from Tourette's syndrome that the Mules & Vaughn
staff have taken under their wing and grown to love. With just a
little prodding, (and more than a little electroshock therapy) we were
able to persuade Timmy to go for the new record(each month) in shoving
something large and unique up his ass. |
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| We at M&V wish him luck and
continued success, and may all his penetrations be pleasant ones! |
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| This Issue’s Featured Object: |
| AT long
last, this month is the RETURN OF TIMMY!!! |
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Timmy
Is still starting small after the near
fatal
experience of dropping a truck into his
ass
a few months ago, and decided to try
placing
a new and popular CD into his bum,
complete
with jewel case... |
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| Timmy the Anal Volunteer, a favorite
among fans of M&V's antics and a staple in the Anal movement, was recently
-at last- releaseed from the hospital after the near fatal ass-ramming
of the now controversial "Death Defying Mazda Anal Plunge." M&V
staffers insisted that he was again fit for duty and, with the help of
several electric cattle prods, convinced Timmy of the same. Timmy's
doctors, who only months ago had to remove sections of a truck from the
"Volunteer's" cavity, cautioned him to "slowly work his way back onto,
erm, into his work." Sadly, it is such reasoning that the fan fave
Timmy has had the new N'SYNC CD chosen as his first item following his
hospital time. |
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| Pleasure Rating: |
| Two.
I'm still recovering from the Mazda incident, and things are feeling a
bit tight going up. |
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| Pain Rating: |
| Three.
I derive no pleasure from N'Sync. Their new album, "No Strings Attched",
is an interesting title, as the ONLY pleasure I DID derive from this little
episode was when the studio execs started pulling their meal-ticket pretty
boys' album back OUT of my ass! The single song on the CD rumored
to have actually been written by the group had a particularly sour feeling
to it's exit. |
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| Pain is kind of Pleasurable Rating: |
| None |
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| Additional Comments: |
| Fucking 90
degree angles on jewel case corners are a tight motherfuckingsqueeze!!!!!
Where's my medication, bitch!?!?! The M&V execs told me I could
have more. |
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Disclaimer
We at M&V
would like to again apologize for Timmy's Tourette's Syndrome acting up.
The Phreak, who was suppossed to administer Timmy's medication this morning,
will be shot. |
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| Next Month!!! |
| New Timmy Action!!! |
