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Scenario: The Gerbils
Appeared: Volume XIV
Issue No.  3
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And again we present the the wacky adventures of Timmy; the hermitic, hermaphroditic, club-footed, Legionaires Disease carrier suffering from Tourette’s syndrome that the Mules & Vaughn staff have taken under their wing and grown to love.  With just a little prodding, (and more than a little electroshock therapy) we were able to persuade Timmy to go for the new record (each week) in shoving something large and unique up his ass.  We at M&V wish him luck and continuedsuccess, and may all his penetrations be pleasant ones! 
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This issue’s Featured Object:
To honor Timmy’s urban legend hero, Richard Gere, Jimmy sublets his colon to a family of rabid gerbils from sicily and an irish Bo Weavil.  Watch the passion and love of your favorite anal vermin family move on up to the east side. 
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Pleasure rating: oddly, an 8 
Pain rating: ...hmmmmm....
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Additional comments:
Hours of move-in time were a great pay-off.  I wholly endorse lubricant products. Squirming gerbil hairs fucking itch my ass!
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