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How can I write Timmy? |
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Contacting him is actually quite
simple, it's getting a reply is the hard part. For the most part, we don't
let Timmy interact with anyone until it's time to remove/insert items from/into
his colon. He's locked away safely at one of (Latin) America's greatest
mental institutions. However, if you still feel the need to contact
him. Try out Contact page, located at the right of this page, the
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How do
you pick what goes in Timmy's colon? |
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Random Guessing. Natural Selection.
Our Psychic Friend. You the viewers. Seriously, one of these
things is not like the other. One of these things, doesn't belong.
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What does Timmy prefer up his
ass? |
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This is almost like the Pepsi Challenge.
Does he like living creatures or inanimate objects? Asking Timmy,
we've determined that his biggest challenge is holding a cast of humans
in his ass--which, we are once again training him for, especially with
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Are there
plans for a movie? TV Show? Cartoon Series? etc.? |
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I don't think
Smith & Tarintino could make much of a movie out of this concept.
We've grown disenchanted with broadcast television as a medium, and even
grown weary of basic cable(note to PAX: we don't want to be a religious
warm-fuzzy feeling kind of program that jams people up Timmy's ass to find
God or a lost loved one. So, we're going to have to decline.), but
we are holding out for HBO to expand its first run shows to be exclusive
on HBO Plus. As far as it being live action or a cartoon series,
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Does Timmy
have an agent? |
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Actually,
since being in a hospital bed, Timmy has become an agent. Through the magic
that is the Internet, Timmy has even started his own management agency!
Right now, the site is presently down, but fear not, it shall soon be up.
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More questions to come.
Also, if you have any more you'd like to ask, send them here! |
