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Scenario: |
The Check Up |
Appeared: |
Volume XIV |
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Issue No. 3 |
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We at Mules & Vaughn have always
taken a great interest in the health and well-being of our staffers, thus
we're happy to foot the bill for thrice weekly proctologic exams for our
very own “Timmy, The Anal Volunteer”. |
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The integrity of Timmy's rectal
lining is very important to everyone around here, and we would hate to
think of his tender tunnel taking so much abuse without proper medical
care. |
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Recently, we thought it would make
a great human interest piece if Timmy were to draw upon his extensive experience
at the doctor's office to provide us with a list of ten burning, sensitive,
highly inflammatory questions he hopes, unlike himself, that you never
have to ask while undergoing this exam. |
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After a bit of cajoling , a sound
lashing with a knotted cedar cane, and two weeks in the box, Timmy heartily
agreed to provide us with the list that follows. |
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In no particular order: |
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Why three fingers? |
02. |
When I asked for “a little lube”,
why did you spit in my asshole? |
03. |
Do these exams normally take an
hour and fifteen minutes? |
04. |
Can I take my feet out of these
stirrups while you're having that cigarette? |
05. |
Are missionary, doggie style, and
reverse cowgirl all completely necessary in order to achieve accurate results? |
06. |
How does it help the test if I keep
calling you “Jesse” in a low, throaty whisper? |
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Is that a camera over in the corner? |
08. |
Why do I have to wear a cock ring? |
09. |
What do you mean when you say “Shut
up! I'm almost there!”? |
10. |
Are you going to charge me extra
for the reach around? |
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