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It has been hard to answer all the
questions that Timmy's visitors/fans have given us since he was first published
in our Zine. Below, is our slow attempt at answering all the questions
we've received througout the years. |
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Our Pet Cause
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You know, sometime ago, Timmy discovered
something that touched him. Not the very back of the colon, but his
very own heart. It is his great joy, and now enabled by the power
of the Informational Superhighway--thanks Al!--that Timmy can give you
his pet cause. Helping us to help other is our goal here at Timmy's
site. And I hope, that after you read this letter, you'll take on
the same gallant effort that we here at Mules & Vaughn and The Official
Timmy The Anal Volunteer Homepage do day in and day out. |
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Hello, and thank you for reading
this letter.You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen
who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no pecker. This little boy's
life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar
will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Peckerless Boy from
Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Remember, we have no way of counting letters
sent and this is all bull.So go on, reach out, Send this! It's true!
Because, you know, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS
one is TRUE!! |
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