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| Scenario: |
The Midget Head |
| Appeared: |
Volume XIV |
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Issue No. 2 |
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| Once again we present the wacky
adventures of Timmy: The hermitic, hermaphroditic, club-footed Legionnaire’s
Disease carrier suffering from Tourette’s syndrome that The Mules &
Vaughn staff have taken under their wing and grown to love. With
just a little prodding, (and more than a little electroshock therapy) we
were able to persuade Timmy to go for the record in shoving something Large
and unique up his ass. We at M&V wish him luck and continued
success, and may all his penetrations be pleasant ones! |
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| This Issue’s Featured Object: |
| The greased head of a naked circus
midget |
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| Pleasure Rating: |
| One |
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| Pain Rating: |
| Nine. |
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| Pain is kind of Pleasurable Rating: |
| Seven and a half |
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| Additional Comments: |
| Vick’s Vapo-Rub is great lube. I
like the icy cold sensation. Midgets have big fucking Heads!!! |
