| Want to throw away money and give
it to someone deserving? Or at the very least, unique enough to jam
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Join the Only fan
club endorsed by Timmy & Chris Gaines
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| Get squimish with such membership
benefits as: |
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A monthly scribbling featuring exclusive
slurs, feelings and a message from Mr. Johannson |
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Advanced warning on when Timmy is
coming to your town's mental ward |
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New members receive an 8 x 10 photograph
signed by Mr. Johannson |
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| To join The Official Timmy The Anal
Volunteer Fan Club, print out this page or trace it with crayon, then fill
out the form below and send it along with a check or money order ($195
US; $600 Canada and Mexico; $900 outside North America) to the address
indicated. Please make check or money order payable to Timmy Johannson.
Please do SEND cash if you must! Unmarked bills! Perferrably
nothing larger than $20s |
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| Address: |
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| Please send this form with payment
in the form of a check or money order to the following address: |
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| The Official Timmy The Anal Volunteer
Fan Club |
| PMB #13 |
| 3431 W Thunderbird Ste. 13 |
| Phoenix, AZ 85053 |
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