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| Scenario: |
The Gerbils |
| Appeared: |
Volume XIV |
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Issue No. 3 |
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| And again we present the the wacky
adventures of Timmy; the hermitic, hermaphroditic, club-footed, Legionaires
Disease carrier suffering from Tourette’s syndrome that the Mules &
Vaughn staff have taken under their wing and grown to love. With
just a little prodding, (and more than a little electroshock therapy) we
were able to persuade Timmy to go for the new record (each week) in shoving
something large and unique up his ass. We at M&V wish him luck
and continuedsuccess, and may all his penetrations be pleasant ones! |
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| This issue’s Featured Object: |
| To honor Timmy’s urban legend hero,
Richard Gere, Jimmy sublets his colon to a family of rabid gerbils from
sicily and an irish Bo Weavil. Watch the passion and love of your
favorite anal vermin family move on up to the east side. |
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| Pleasure rating: oddly, an
8 |
| Pain rating: ...hmmmmm.... |
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| Additional comments: |
| Hours of move-in time were a great
pay-off. I wholly endorse lubricant products. Squirming gerbil hairs
fucking itch my ass! |
