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| Scenario: |
Dolls, Dolls, Dolls |
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Webpage |
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October '99 |
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| And again we present the the wacky
adventures of Timmy; the hermitic, hermaphroditic, club-footed, Legionaires
Disease carrier suffering from Tourette’s syndrome that the Mules &
Vaughn staff have taken under their wing and grown to love. With
just a little prodding, (and more than a little electroshock therapy) we
were able to persuade Timmy to go for the new record (each week) in shoving
something large and unique up his ass. We at M&V wish him luck
and continued success, and may all his penetrations be pleasant ones! |
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| This issue’s Featured Object: |
| Thankfully the courts saw
Timmy's side of the case, and Kato is now somewhere else. It was
a mess! I know you'll probably not understand, but have you ever
seen a Collagen treatment squirt out Bruno Magli shoes, a rubber glove,
hair dye, and a couple of boxes of Fabio porn? |
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| How This Works, And Why We Think
Timmy Will Love This Month! |
| Coming out of his four point stance,
standard of how we insert things into Timmy, he begins to stand up.
With him standing, the Doll is standing, and that in turn makes the Doll's
eyes open up. Then, as Timmy makes a move makes his colon now become
parallel with the ground, the Doll inside will close it's eyes. The
extra long lashes will brush along the inners of Timmy's colon, massaging
it for that "Spring Fresh" feeling. |
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The Recipe For This Procedure
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Image A is when the Doll is laying
down. |
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Image B is when the Doll is standing
up. |
| 3. |
One Copy Of Tai-Bo Advanced, For
Deep Squat Thrusts. |
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| 1. |
Timmy begins by standing up. |
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Timmy then begins by squatting down. |
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Rinse, Wash, Repeat. |
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| The hardest part of this ordeal
was watching Billy Blanks. First off, isn't Tai Bo what Miyagi taught
Daniel-son? I mean, pardon my French, but the Mutha Fucka acted like
a crane! Of all the birds one could fear in the bird family kingdom,
a bird made famous via origami doesn't scare me! I could pull out
a Post-It or a fucking unhappy dollar from Dennis Miller and show you a
damn crane...much less bitch kick some blonde from B-movie obscurity!
Anyway...back to Billy "I needed a job, so I make America do this shitty
excuse for a martial art....or line dance" Blanks. Here's another
guy who I wish would fall off the boat and join Kato--in obscurity, notmy
ass! |
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| This has been Timmy...and I'll see
you...In My Colon! |
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| Pleasure rating: 0, 7 For
The Billy Blanks Video |
| Pain rating: 0, 7 For The
Billy Blanks Video |
| Pain Is Pleasure rating:
0
On Both Accounts |
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| Additional comments: |
| Much like Slinkie, I got hours upon
hours of fun with this! There were times I wish I had a Stairmaster
so I could go up and down stairs all day! I've applied to NASA to
further my "experiments" in Zero-Gravity, to help further sexual pleasure
into the 21st Century. |
