||And again we present the
wacky adventures of Timmy; the hermitic, hermaphroditic, club-footed, Legionaries
Disease carrier suffering from Tourette's syndrome that the M&V staff
have taken under their wing and grown to love. With just a little
prodding, (and more than a little electroshock therapy) we were able to
persuade Timmy to go for the new record(each month) in shoving something
large and unique up his ass.
We at M&V wish him luck
and continued success, and may all his penetrations be pleasant ones!
And we keep our fingers crossed
that he isn't injured, yet again! We can't afford to keep sending
this guy to get help!