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Want to throw away money and give it to someone deserving?  Or at the very least,
unique enough to jam former high school bullies up his ass?  Well NOW you can!!!
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 Join the Only fan club endorsed by Timmy & Chris Gaines

Get squimish with such membership benefits as:

  A monthly scribbling featuring exclusive slurs, feelings and a message from
  Mr. Johannson 
  Advanced warning on when Timmy is coming to your town's mental ward
  New members receive an 8 x 10 photograph signed by Mr. Johannson

To join The Official Timmy The Anal Volunteer Fan Club, print out this page or 
trace it with crayon, then fill out the form below and send it along with a check or
money order ($195 US; $600 Canada and Mexico; $900 outside North America) 
to the address indicated. Please make check or money order payable to Timmy
Johannson. Please do SEND cash if you must!  Unmarked bills!  Perferrably 
nothing larger than $20s

Name:

Address:

City/State:

Postal Code:

Country:

E-mail:

Please send this form with payment in the form of a check or money order to the following address:

The Official Timmy The Anal Volunteer Fan Club
PMB #13
3431 W Thunderbird Ste. 13
Phoenix, AZ 85053
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