It has been hard to answer all the questions that Timmy's visitors/fans have given
us since he was first published in our Zine.  Below, is our slow attempt at answering
all the questions we've received througout the years.
 Our Pet Cause

You know, sometime ago, Timmy discovered something that touched him.  Not the very back of the colon, but his very own heart.  It is his great joy, and now enabled by the power of the Informational Superhighway--thanks Al!--that Timmy can give you his pet cause.  Helping us to help other is our goal here at Timmy's site.  And I hope, that after you read this letter, you'll take on the same gallant effort that we here at Mules & Vaughn and The Official Timmy The Anal Volunteer Homepage do day in and day out. 

        Hello, and thank you for reading this letter.You see, there is a starving 
        little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, 
        and no pecker. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time 
        you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless 
        Armless Peckerless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Remember, 
        we have no way of counting letters sent and this is all bull.So go on, 
         reach out,  Send this! It's true!   Because, you know, THIS letter isn't 
         like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!!