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It has been hard to answer all the questions that Timmy's visitors/fans have given us since he was first published in our Zine.  Below, is our slow attempt at answering all the questions we've received througout the years.
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 Our Pet Cause
You know, sometime ago, Timmy discovered something that touched him.  Not the very back of the colon, but his very own heart.  It is his great joy, and now enabled by the power of the Informational Superhighway--thanks Al!--that Timmy can give you his pet cause.  Helping us to help other is our goal here at Timmy's site.  And I hope, that after you read this letter, you'll take on the same gallant effort that we here at Mules & Vaughn and The Official Timmy The Anal Volunteer Homepage do day in and day out. 
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Hello, and thank you for reading this letter.You see, there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no pecker. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Peckerless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Remember, we have no way of counting letters sent and this is all bull.So go on, reach out,  Send this! It's true!   Because, you know, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!!
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