And again we present the
wacky adventures of Timmy; the hermitic, hermaphroditic,
Disease carrier suffering from Tourette's syndrome that the
Mules & Vaughn staff
have taken under their wing and grown to love. With just a
little prodding, (and more
than a little electroshock therapy) we were able to
persuade Timmy to go for
the new record(each month) in shoving something large
and unique up his ass.
We at M&V wish him luck
and continued success, and may all his penetrations be pleasant ones!
AT long last,
this month is the
Is still starting small after the near fatal
of dropping a
into his ass a few months ago, and
to try placing a new and popular CD into
bum, complete with jewel case...
Timmy the Anal Volunteer,
a favorite among fans of M&V's antics and a staple in
the Anal movement, was recently
-at last- releaseed from the hospital after the near
fatal ass-ramming of the
now controversial "Death Defying Mazda Anal Plunge."
M&V staffers insisted
that he was again fit for duty and, with the help of several
electric cattle prods, convinced
Timmy of the same. Timmy's doctors, who only
months ago had to remove
sections of a truck from the "Volunteer's" cavity,
cautioned him to "slowly
work his way back onto, erm, into his work." Sadly, it is
such reasoning that the
fan fave Timmy has had the new N'SYNC CD chosen as
his first item following
his hospital time.
Next Month!!! New
- I'm still recovering from the Mazda incident, and
things are feeling a bit tight going up.
- I derive no pleasure from N'Sync. Their new album,
"No Strings Attched", is an interesting title, as the ONLY
pleasure I DID derive from this little episode was when
the studio execs started pulling their meal-ticket pretty
boys' album back OUT of my ass! The single song on
the CD rumored to have actually been written by the
group had a particularly sour feeling to it's exit.
90degree angles on jewel case corners are a
motherfuckingsqueeze!!!!! Where's my medication,
The M&V execs told me I could have more
at M&V would like to again apologize for Timmy's
Syndrome acting up. The Phreak, who was
to administer Timmy's medication this
will be shot.