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Scenario: |
*NSync |
Appeared: |
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May '00 |
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And again we present the
wacky adventures of Timmy; the hermitic, hermaphroditic,
club-footed, Legionaries
Disease carrier suffering from Tourette's syndrome that the
Mules & Vaughn staff
have taken under their wing and grown to love. With just a
little prodding, (and more
than a little electroshock therapy) we were able to
persuade Timmy to go for
the new record(each month) in shoving something large
and unique up his ass.
We at M&V wish him luck
and continued success, and may all his penetrations be pleasant ones!
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AT long last,
this month is the
RETURN
OF TIMMY!!!
Timmy
Is still starting small after the near fatal
experience
of dropping a
truck
into his ass a few months ago, and
decided
to try placing a new and popular CD into
his
bum, complete with jewel case... |
Timmy the Anal Volunteer,
a favorite among fans of M&V's antics and a staple in
the Anal movement, was recently
-at last- releaseed from the hospital after the near
fatal ass-ramming of the
now controversial "Death Defying Mazda Anal Plunge."
M&V staffers insisted
that he was again fit for duty and, with the help of several
electric cattle prods, convinced
Timmy of the same. Timmy's doctors, who only
months ago had to remove
sections of a truck from the "Volunteer's" cavity,
cautioned him to "slowly
work his way back onto, erm, into his work." Sadly, it is
such reasoning that the
fan fave Timmy has had the new N'SYNC CD chosen as
his first item following
his hospital time.
Timmy's
Results
Pain
Rating: |
2
- I'm still recovering from the Mazda incident, and
things are feeling a bit tight going up. |
Pleasure
Rating: |
3
- I derive no pleasure from N'Sync. Their new album,
"No Strings Attched", is an interesting title, as the ONLY
pleasure I DID derive from this little episode was when
the studio execs started pulling their meal-ticket pretty
boys' album back OUT of my ass! The single song on
the CD rumored to have actually been written by the
group had a particularly sour feeling to it's exit. |
Pain
Is Pleasure
Rating: |
0
- None |
Notes: |
Fucking
90degree angles on jewel case corners are a
tight
motherfuckingsqueeze!!!!! Where's my medication,
bitch!?!?!
The M&V execs told me I could have more |
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Disclaimer
We
at M&V would like to again apologize for Timmy's
Tourette's
Syndrome acting up. The Phreak, who was
suppossed
to administer Timmy's medication this
morning,
will be shot. |
Next Month!!! New
Timmy Action!!!
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