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Scenario: Timmy A.M.D.P.
Appeared: Website
Late December '99/January '00
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Once again we present the wacky adventures of Timmy: The hermitic, hermaphroditic, club-footed Legionnaire’s Disease carrier suffering from Tourette’s syndrome that The Mules & Vaughn staff have taken under their wing and grown to love.  With just a little prodding, (and more than a little electroshock therapy) we were able to persuade Timmy to go for the record in shoving something Large and unique up his ass.  We at M&V wish him luck and continued success, and may all his penetrations be pleasant ones! 
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This Issue’s Featured Object:
NO ITEMS!!!  Geezus, he's in the hospital!!!
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That's right, fellow Timmy followers, Timmy is STILL in hospital, but it looks as though he's going to be OK.   Seen on the RIGHT is the scene only minutes after Timmy the Anal Volunteer's ill-fated ultima-stunt (The "The Death Defying Mazda Anal Plunge!" - see HERE for the whole November story).  Hospital staff and several tow-truck drivers worked frantically to pull the vehicle (shown) from Timmy's colon after the premature rear-ending of our favorite staffer.  While Timmy struggled for his life, a barrage of conspiracy theories and allegations soon surrounded the incident. READ ON!!
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However, in an interesting twist, Timmy refuses to have the truck removed from his body. Even going as far to claim that it is his child.  Well known lawyer,  Johnny Cochrane begun what his nearly famous "if it doesn't fit, you
must acquit" defense.  Many law experts think that Cochrane is a delusional ass and trying to discredit him as we speak.  However, back to the original subject, some others are calling for a special referrendum on Roe Vs. Wade, in hopes to come to some sort of conclusion on this issue.
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Pleasure Rating:
I'm still in a LOT of fucking pain, thanks.
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Pain Rating:
Not Ablicable.
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Pain is kind of Pleasurable Rating:
Get me outta here... the nurses tease me.  Fucking whores!
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Additional Comments:
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