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It has been hard to answer all the questions that Timmy's visitors/fans have given
us since he was first published in our Zine.  Below, is our slow attempt at answering
all the questions we've received througout the years.
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Frequently Asked Questions

01. ch How can I write Timmy?
Contacting him is actually quite simple, it's getting a reply is the hard part. 
For the most part, we don't let Timmy interact with anyone until it's
time to remove/insert items from/into his colon. He's locked away safely 
at one of (Latin) America's greatest mental institutions.  However, 
if you still feel the need to contact him.  Try out Contact page, located 
at the right of this page, the main page, or right here.
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02. How do you pick what goes in Timmy's colon?
Random Guessing.  Natural Selection.  Our Psychic Friend.  You the 
viewers.  Seriously, one of these things is not like the other.  One of 
these things, doesn't belong.  Can you guess which one?
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03. What does Timmy prefer up his ass?
This is almost like the Pepsi Challenge.  Does he like living creatures or
inanimate objects?  Asking Timmy, we've determined that his biggest
challenge is holding a cast of humans in his ass--which, we are once again
training him for, especially with the Sydney games right around the corner.
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04. Are there plans for a movie?  TV Show?  Cartoon Series?  etc.?
I don't think Smith & Tarintino could make much of a movie out of this
concept.  We've grown disenchanted with broadcast television as a medium,
and even grown weary of basic cable(note to PAX: we don't want to be
a religious warm-fuzzy feeling kind of program that jams people up Timmy's
ass to find God or a lost loved one.  So, we're going to have to decline.),
but we are holding out for HBO to expand its first run shows to be exclusive
on HBO Plus.  As far as it being live action or a cartoon series, we're up
in the air about that one.
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05. Does Timmy have an agent?
Actually, since being in a hospital bed, Timmy has become an agent. 
Through the magic that is the Internet, Timmy has even started his own
management agency!  Right now, the site is presently down, but fear not,
it shall soon be up. 
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More questions to come.  Also, if you have any more you'd like to ask,
send them here!

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