||How can I write Timmy?
||Contacting him is actually
quite simple, it's getting a reply is the hard part.
For the most part, we don't
let Timmy interact with anyone until it's
time to remove/insert items
from/into his colon. He's locked away safely
at one of (Latin) America's
greatest mental institutions. However,
if you still feel the need
to contact him. Try out Contact page, located
at the right of this page,
the main page, or right here.
do you pick what goes in Timmy's colon?
||Random Guessing. Natural
Selection. Our Psychic Friend. You the
one of these things is not like the other. One of
these things, doesn't belong.
Can you guess which one?
||What does Timmy prefer
up his ass?
||This is almost like the
Pepsi Challenge. Does he like living creatures or
Asking Timmy, we've determined that his biggest
challenge is holding a cast
of humans in his ass--which, we are once again
training him for, especially
with the Sydney games right around the corner.
there plans for a movie? TV Show? Cartoon Series? etc.?
don't think Smith & Tarintino could make much of a movie out of this
We've grown disenchanted with broadcast television as a medium,
even grown weary of basic cable(note to PAX: we don't want to be
religious warm-fuzzy feeling kind of program that jams people up Timmy's
to find God or a lost loved one. So, we're going to have to decline.),
we are holding out for HBO to expand its first run shows to be exclusive
HBO Plus. As far as it being live action or a cartoon series, we're
the air about that one.
Timmy have an agent?
since being in a hospital bed, Timmy has become an agent.
the magic that is the Internet, Timmy has even started his own
agency! Right now, the site is presently down, but fear not,
shall soon be up.
||More questions to come.
Also, if you have any more you'd like to ask,
send them here!